As I’m sure you’re all aware, Thorpe Park is in the process of building a new roller-coaster. Facts are still a little thin on the ground but being the google super-sleuths that we are, Play and Stay® have managed to polish the various rumours, blogs and outright fibs into a few nuggets of almost-news gold for you. Of course nothing is official just yet so this “gold” really is just our best guess at what’s going on. There are some pretty convincing facts and figures to work with so I’m feeling confidant that our guesswork will turn out to be pretty accurate. Before we get to the newsy part of the blog I feel the need to point out what a superb job the builders of this new coaster have. Rather than putting up dreary tower blocks or trendy town centre flats, these guys get to play with what is essentially, giant mechano!
The prospect of such a fun day’s work is almost tempting to me. Unfortunately I’m not very good at the following: digging, lifting, sweating, wearing neon vests, operating machines more complicated than my X-box, wolf-whistling and reading The Sun. My list of handicaps does not make me a particularly attractive employee for a builder, so I blog.
Fortunately for me I get to blog about fun stuff; LEGO®, Halloween at theme parks (watch this space for a hyperblog all about me at Alton Towers’ Scarefest) and the new ride at Thorpe Park. I like not being a builder. Anyway, enough about my career choices, time to have a look at “Project Dylan” – Thorpe Park’s new coaster.
First things first, thankfully ‘Project Dylan’ is just a working title. For a little while I was worried that this very exciting new coaster may have been going down the same route as the terribly named but very fun “Rita: Queen of Speed” at Alton Towers. The name of the new coaster is still unknown, considering it is themed in the style of a disused sawmill with a strong horror element I’m expecting something like “Buzzsaw” or “Lumberjacks Revenge”.
We know that Project Dylan is being built by Gerslauer, the German company behind the Euro-Fighter design which commonly features greater than 90 degree drops. We also know that Gerstlauer have built quite a few coasters, most of them heavily themed. Having had a trawl through their previous work, one coaster stands out as particularly similar to what Thorpe Park have planned and it’s located in a very surprising place indeed. ‘Mystery Mine’ is a Euro-Fighter coaster with a 95 degree drop (Project Dylan will reportedly have a 100 degree drop) themed around a haunted mine. This thoroughly fun sounding coaster is in Dollywood, yes, Dolly Parton’s theme park. Here’s a video so you can get yourself aquatinted.
Just like Project Dylan, Mystery Mine has several dark sections, what seems to be the the promised low scenery to create the so-called “head chopper” effect and the Euro-Fighter’s trademark massive drop. The themes are obviously similar so I imagine Thorpe Park’s new coaster will be quite similar but according to the specs, considerably more hardcore. Project Dylan will have four inversions, Mystery Mine only has two. Mystery Mine has a track length of 1811 feet with a total ride time of two and a half minutes, Project Dylan has 2362 feet of track with a total ride time of one minute forty seconds. This obviously implies that Project Dylan will be considerably faster than Mystery Mine which has a respectable top speed of nearly 50mph. Obviously, these figures are largely based on online rumour so nothing is concrete yet but presuming at least some of these numbers are correct we are in for a real treat when Project Dylan opens.
For those of you who are simply desperate to see Project Dylan here is a collection of construction photos. See if you can spot something I missed and let us know!
All I can say for sure is that Thorpe Park’s new coaster will be located in Canada Creek, it’s brown/black, it opens in 2009 and it’s going to be scary. Thorpe Park are making no secret of Project Dylan’s horror theme. The ever questionable wikipedia even suggests that the coaster will have themes similar to excessive gore flick, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Whatever it is that those lucky lucky builders are putting up over at Thorpe Park all I know is, I want a go.












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